Bruneian Limmericks

Don't you just love limmericks sometimes? There's some innocent ones like...

'There was a man named Fisher,

Who loved fishing off a fissure,

One day a fish with a grin,

Pulled the fellow in,

And now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher!'

But then there are some not so innocent ones like that goes...

'There was a woman from Illin,

who had a perculiar feeling,

she laid on her back,

and opened her crack,

and peed all over the ceiling!'

I stole a bit from that one and with the help of some (*coughcoughserenacoughcough*) came up with a Bruneian version...

'There was a woman from Temburong,

who loved wearing baju kurong,

but she laid on her back,

and opened her crack,

and you can see her burung!'

I like that one, it was better than some others we came up with such as...

'There was a Jew from Peru,

who use to live in a zoo,

one day he was feeling funny,

and wanted a honey,

so he made out with the kangaroo!'

'There was a woman from Shanghai,

who had a pair of super strong thighs,

and every man who screw her,

never again will do her,

cuz she snapped them in half like a fly!'

If you can come up with more original limmericks, I would like to hear about them, especially if you can make up Bruneian malay ones. What a hoot that would be! ^_^

7 reasons why single women can’t meet decent guys

Courtesy of the script writers of the korean drama ‘My Lovely Samsoon’. I highly recommend this bloody funny romance comedy (think Bridget Jones).

1. Good decent men are butt ugly.
   


2. Good looking decent men have lousy personalities.
   


3. Good looking decent men with great character are married.
   


4. Good looking decent single men with good character are damn poor.
   


5. Good looking decent single rich men with good character won’t be interested in women like us.
   


6. Good looking decent single rich men with good character who are interested in us…those men are players.
   


7. Good looking, decent, single and rich men with good character who are interested in us and are not players…. are gay!

Haha! True or not dat?

Can turn to stone before meeting the man of your dreams if like that.

ROFL!