Bruneian Limmericks

Don't you just love limmericks sometimes? There's some innocent ones like...

'There was a man named Fisher,

Who loved fishing off a fissure,

One day a fish with a grin,

Pulled the fellow in,

And now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher!'

But then there are some not so innocent ones like that goes...

'There was a woman from Illin,

who had a perculiar feeling,

she laid on her back,

and opened her crack,

and peed all over the ceiling!'

I stole a bit from that one and with the help of some (*coughcoughserenacoughcough*) came up with a Bruneian version...

'There was a woman from Temburong,

who loved wearing baju kurong,

but she laid on her back,

and opened her crack,

and you can see her burung!'

I like that one, it was better than some others we came up with such as...

'There was a Jew from Peru,

who use to live in a zoo,

one day he was feeling funny,

and wanted a honey,

so he made out with the kangaroo!'

'There was a woman from Shanghai,

who had a pair of super strong thighs,

and every man who screw her,

never again will do her,

cuz she snapped them in half like a fly!'

If you can come up with more original limmericks, I would like to hear about them, especially if you can make up Bruneian malay ones. What a hoot that would be! ^_^